“Posture Reveal” — Shrimp Coloring Page for Chronically Bent Baddies (Digital PDF)

POV: someone says “stand up straight” and you unlock shrimp mode.

This coloring page is for the girlies, gays, and gamers who haven’t sat right since 2017.

Featuring: one shrimp. One icon. One reflection of your current spine.

Perfect for:

• drawing attention away from your hunchback

• adding ✨ flare ✨ to your physical decline

• bonding with fellow shrimp-built homies

• coloring while hunched over a screen (as God intended)

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What You’ll Get:

• 1 digital coloring page (PDF)

• high quality & high crustacean energy

• instant download, no shipping, no chiropractor needed

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This is a digital file.

You’ll receive a downloadable PDF after purchase — no physical shrimp will arrive in the mail.

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